"Still On Top"

do you glower
from your ivory tower
at each flower
flashing power

do you stoop
stay in the loop
out of the coop
so you don't droop

do you flail
over the mail
losing the trail
slow as a snail

are you a shaker
no kin to a quaker
son of a baker
fan of a laker

who are you
what do you do
give me a clue
something new

are you simple
have a pimple
wear a wimple
have a dimple

are you lazy
this is all hazy
much too mazy
driving me crazy

better stop
before I drop
or pop
still on top